Y el invierno durará seis semanas más

Hoy 2 de febrero es el día de la marmota, y, pese a que hay muchas marmotas y varias predicciones, lo mejor es recurrir a la más famosa, Punxsutawney Phil, de Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Y Phil ha dicho que esto va a durar seis semanas más.

O como diría mejor el otro Phil,

Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.

O lo que es lo mismo, que nos queda pa rato, como la no-crisis.

First D.J.: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ‘cause it’s cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
Second D.J.: [mockingly] That blizzard – thing. That blizzard – thing. Oh, well, here’s the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a “big blizzard thing!”
First D.J.: Yessss, they are. But you know, there’s another reason why today is especially exciting.
Second D.J.: Especially cold!
First D.J.: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody’s lips…
Second D.J.: – On their chapped lips…
First D.J.: – On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
Second D.J.: Punxsutawney Phil!
First D.J.: Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers – it’s
[in unison]
First D.J.: GROUNDHOG DAY!
Second D.J.: GROUNDHOG DAY!

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